Hot Shit Of The Week - So it is December Now 2009 Edition

With November, NaNoWriMo, and a heck of a lot of Turkey out of the way it is time to look towards the holiday season. While you're busy running around present shopping, or dealing with the other nuts out there present shopping please keep in mind that studies have shown materialism results in very poor satisfaction and quality of life. What does to lead to satisfaction? Research shows activities that generate life experiences are a significant contributor to feelings of satisfaction. That is what Hot Shit Of the Week is about, helping you find things that will help you create positive life experiences on a shoe string budget.

First Up: Print and Play Games

Board games are fun, and while a thoroughly tested and professional produced game can be great there is something to be said about free. Board game geek has a great collection of downloadable "print and play" games. They range from simple to involved, and players can simply use black and white print outs on cheap paper stock for some of these games. Others require a little more time investment. Any of the games using cards work better if placed in a plastic card sleeve (you can get hundreds of these sleeves for less than a couple of bucks from some merchants) and enforce with a playing card, or some other thick paper stock.

The boards might require glue, and for the more die-hard fans a color print out is nice. The nice thing about this return to home-made gaming is that players can put as little or as much investment into their playing sets as they want. Long live the days of house rules and creativity.

Next Up: Know Your Meme

I get told a lot by friends and coworkers that follow me on Twitter or that I'm connected to on Facebook that they often have no clue what the hell I am talking about. Sometimes it is just because I'm being random. Other times it is because I'm talking about something technical. More often than not however I'm talking in a totaly different language that looks like English, but isn't.

It's Inglish, the language spoken by leets all over the world that know a lot more about what is going on than most of you sorry people. Unfortunately there are no books on learning Inglish, it is a living and very fast moving language. Some sites like "urban dictionary" and "encyclopedia dramatica" are a good way to brush up on your Inglish but they are not for the faint of heart. Fortunately there is now a work safe site with quality controlled content to help you get ahead in life: Know Your Meme.

Now, I will say that no single web site is going to get you well versed in Inglish. You'd have to read the whole Internet to do that, and there are some pretty damned scary places out there. You can however significantly improve your cool factor, no caps lock required, and this is one site that will help you do that without permanently scarring your retinas.

And Before I Forget: Old School Shit - Fun

I have to say that things were starting to look bleak back in 2008. It was a horrible year for the economy, but it was an even worse year for gaming. 2009 has started looking up a bit. Still a lot of games with high-profiles  have had one critical flaw: they lack fun.

Graphics are important, I'm not going to lie and pretend I don't totally spaz out when I see an awesome looking game. Graphics and sound play a very important role in keeping players engaged in a game. They are important. What is more important however is a sense of novelty and fun, and that can only be maintained if you properly apply challenge. With game companies laying staff off left and right, and the utter crap that has infested the game industry in the past few years one really has to wonder: "are these companies really getting rid of and hiring the right people?"

The differentiation of games by challenge level has become a bit of a theme in 2009, the most blatant example of which was Demon's Souls which touted a ridiculous difficulty level. A lot of other casual games, with either low challenge levels or a variety of challenge options have surged. It isn't enough for gamers to be fragmented by genre, they now apparently need to be divided by factors like time investment and willingness to hit their head against a wall.

The key factor here is enjoyment. Even my spouse, who really isn't a gamer, will play Farmville, Cafe World, and now Island Paradise for hours on end. Game makers are finding new ways to bring in non-gamers. That is great. I suspect we will see more of the same for years to come. NC Soft has a very exciting looking MMO in the works, Squeenix is working on their next big MMO, and pretty much every genre of game is making a come back as developers rediscover new avenues for old niches. The lines are blurring, this is an exciting time.

The biggest thing that I can't stress enough is stick to your guns when it comes to games. If it isn't fun, don't be suckered by anything else. Try games out before you buy them  if you're not absolutely sure it'll be worth it. Don't reward game companies for delivering a polished turd unless that is what you really wanted.

Finally: Pattern Cooler

One of the nice things about slacking off (about posting to this blog anyway) for a whole month is that it gave me time to generate a nice backlog of links to work from. Some of the sites, especially ones that are aggregation of hot shit, cause my anti-virus software to be not too happy. Instead of sharing those directly I may start generating my own resources, but that is a project that goes a bit beyond simple blogging. Don't get me wrong, blogger is nice and all, but it isn't really the best tool for heavy duty finesse.

This week's final resource is one that didn't make my virus protection throw a fit, and it is a neat little resource for generating background images: Pattern Cooler. You can choose from a wide variety of starting patterns (166 currently) and alter the colors, alter the colors and zoom, and then generate your own custom background. Not as cool as being able to use desktop image applications to generate your own background, but some of the designs are neat none-the-less.

Hot Shit of The Week - Cold, Wet, Dreary November 2009 Edition

With the holiday season fast approaching, it warrants note that for the most part HSOTW does not focus on commercialistic products. Sure, we will plug a really good deal from time to time, but "cheap/free" is one of our main criteria for hot shit.


Also, there won't (likely) be a HSOTW next weekend. I'll be at MACE, and you can bet at least one of the entries for the following week will be a board/card/non-electronic game of some kind.


A final note, we're going to drop one item from the weekly regiment. Five hot shits every week is just a little much considering all the disappointments out there. Some weeks will have an "Old School Shit" and others will have a "Moving Along" segment.

First Up: Library Thing

If you don't love books, there is something wrong with you. Sure, Kindles are fine. Ebooks... OK, but when it comes to books there is a clear distinction between the physical item and the electronic. Video media in its many forms illustrates this distinction quite well. It makes significantly less difference to many if they own the DVD, or get it through Netflix. If the content is available ownership often seems secondary. While it is sometimes the case that people will signify with their video collection, it is still quite a bit more common to see books performing this role.


Out of all of the options for online management of books, Library Thing has a number of features that put it a cut above the rest. It is highly portable and inter-operable, has tons of community features, and is the place-to-be for book lovers. The main reason one might pick a different locale to catalog their collections is the limitation on the free account. 200 titles is a bit of a show-stopper, but fortunately the site offers lifetime memberships and at really reasonable rates. 

Next Up: Picture Is Unrelated

Of all the blogs that I frequent, few pick-up or ruin my day quite as much as Picture Is Unrelated. This site regularly features irregular images ranging from mildly perturbing to majorly disturbing. There does seem to be a little less emphasis at this site on "genuine" images, meaning those that are un-photoshopped, but the vast majority are either sincere or well done enough that they allow for at least a few seconds of mental breakdown.


For the most part these are singular rips in space a time, but some can be tracked via other sources to actual real world phenomena, such as the "telephone sheep" of this past week. Quick, easy, and usually painless: it is sites like Picture Is Unrelated that truly embody the New Internet.


Moving Along: Rather Good Stuff

On the subject of WTF, there are a number of rather good YouTube videos out there by Rather Good Stuff. When I say "out there", I mean it literally. These are the folks you may remember from a few years back with the oddly irritating Quiznos Commercials. Really, many of their videos are hit or miss and the content appropriateness is also all over the radar. Still, there are a number of videos they have released that are cute and broadly age appropriate. There are also a number of very un-funny duds.


If you need a few random videos to round out a party playlist (as I did) then you might just find what you're looking for here.


Finally: EyeMaze

It should be no secret I like indie games. EyeMaze however takes this love to a whole new level, and in part because the designer was doing it way before it was "cool". The Grow series of games at this site has been a shining example of simple game design. Always a welcome distraction, it is a happy day when a new game is released at EyeMaze. Fun knows no barriers here, not even language. Perhaps game publishers could learn a thing or two and stop trying to artificially divide players into locked regions.